The Ballad of The Legend of Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

Introduction:
Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd
Who for so art thou be you now
Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd
Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd
We know only that which we’ve heard
Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd
But second hand is better than
no hand at all,
Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd
You got a big wang shlong
And you’re never wrong
You got a lesbo sneer
And you sure ain’t queer
You wear a trouser pants
When you’re out to dance
You got a flim flam scheme
And a panty seam
You dig a pink brassiere
And a corn cob ear
You’re a Cleveland steamer
And an anus reamer
Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

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2014-10-03 15:17:23
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Anonymous readerReport

2009-03-28 10:07:25
10,000 BRAVOS, SIR!

Anonymous readerReport

2009-03-27 00:14:48
The work of a low-rent non contributor to society whose eventual death will hopefully attract some moron to inscribe words of this caliber on your own gravestone.

You’re not funny, original, talented or even a worth-while human being. You might laugh….be assured, no one else does.

PiquetReport

2009-03-25 07:43:39
Timbaland move over – Crustybunger in in da house !!!

Anonymous readerReport

2009-03-21 12:29:39
You have over 50 items posted and almost all of them are garbage as evidenced by the low ratings that they receive. Why don’t you just give up and find something else to occupy your time because a good writer you’re not!!

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