bub annd the bathtub

allright bub was this guy ok. he wass like a poor guy and he didnt have sex that often and he really wanted to have sex more often because it made him feel good. so he was sitting in his house actually it wasn’t his house but he lived there like a homeless person and he hadd no clue who owned it and he’d been living there so long he thooought of it as his own, and he was thinking of how to get his nut out. he wanted to bust a nut in a slut. but he could not do that because he was a homeless man and he smelt like shit so no girl wanted to be near him. so he was sitting inn the bathd tuub oh yeah by the way his name is bubbdles but it kinda doesnt matter at all the point of this story is not that this guy had a particular name, it is about the things that he did and the things that happened to him. so he was sitting in the bathtub trying to get clean so girls would want to him because he smelt like shit most of the time and girls didnt want a guy on top of them all in their face smelling like shit. so he went into the bath and then he had an idea. whart if he stuck his dick inn the drain hole? yes he thought that was a good idea. so he stuck his dick in the drain hole and began fucking it.

now here is the part of the sstory where it gets interesting. this fwasss nonconsensual sex and this man wass baasically taking advantage of his bathtub. the law states that unconsencual sex is RAPE and he should not do that because its illegal. but this bathtub had no idea about theee law and didn’t care anyway. so he begamn fucking the bathtub and he was surprised to hearrr the bathtub say in a female voice oh hell yeah come all over me baby. then the drainage hole gradually narrrowed till his dick was stuck in it. he was terrified at this point now. his dick was stuck inn the drainage hole and thee bathtulb was not letting him go. excuse me right now because i am getting kind of hardddd at the idea that a bathtubs hole can squeeze on a guys dick i would so love to do that somme day wouldnt you anyway i just came right now so i will take yoou back to the story. the man stuck his dick in thee shower and hit dtightened and it didnt let him go, it just held him there. the water wasn’t really draining now because his dick was plugging it up but the water was still flowing so it began rising. he got nervous about this too. suddenelly the shower head came off httte wall and plunged itself a good foot up his anus. he shrieked as it jerked back and forth up his tail but suddenly theeey turned into moans iof pleasure as he finally came for thee first time deep into the showers depths. deep dowwwwn the drain where all of the bacteria and little things that run around are getting his DNA and making babies with it. then he was in shock again when hee noticed that the shower head since it was still running was cleansing his ass hole but it was stnow mixing with the water up int the tub leavinnng him sebmerged in his own feces. the water from his anus that was being rinsed foromm the shower head was rising in thee tub! he was like OMG i am now brown like oine of theose monkeys that yooou see out ien public. like president oobama like what the hell is a moonkey doinnnng in the whitee house it makes no sense. ie should assasinnnate presindent obama hahahahahahaahaha ASSassinate. put a bullet innn his ass and send him back to the zooi to run arround with the other chimps and leave the unitednsstates of ameeerica free for human beings. as for that matter bill clingtonn was a NIGGERLOVER and should bee sennnt to hell right awwway because he is a piesec of shist and reagan was the best presindent ever after george bush onee not two two was a fucking noigger lover who had put as secretary of state one of the apes that should belong in a zoo. whaaat was her name a gain oh yyea cooondashaquanda rice whatt kind of a god damn nameee was that and also he had sex with moncia lewinsky probably fucked that bitch. he had to do something but his dick was stuck in the drain hole. He at first beganrippinng his dick. then the water level reached very near his nose and hee nknew that if he did not get out he would ddrown soon. . he was pulling with all his might now. he managed to put his dick in so much painthat it almost tore but he was still heeeld in place by the drain hole. fiunally he ripped his dick off but his fingers were stuck to the bottom of the tub. he coould noooot get loose! then he was pulled into the bottom of the bath tub again as the tub began gently cccaressing him anf fingering his anus. the bath tugb pulled hiis legs apart until he was doooing a ssplit wisth his legs backwards hanging out tof the pull but his faccce very near the bottom of the pool. he began suffocating on his own shit… and hee knew he wwasss close to death. his final vision was of the batthtub moaning as it neaared climax, becakoning him to hell. fpinally, he shot his last loaad through his dickless front holee wwhere his dick used to be. the bath climaxed after a couulplee of strokes and he died. the end.