The Beautiful Butts of the Princesses of Layland

There were three things that set Bryan apart from other well-liked and decent young men who populated the two-year old Principality of Layland.

The most noticeable was his great wealth. He had become a billionaire a few times over and it happened nearly overnight. His good fortune emerged from a bad decision. You see, a shyster real estate man knew Bryan had a little money and he lied about mineral and oil reserves under Layland Acres and he told Bryan if he purchased the property immediately for quite a low price, all of those resources would be his and he would be rich. Unfortunately for Bryan, all of the documents attesting to those underground values were phoney creations of the real estate shyster.

People laughed when Bryan hired surveyors to test his underground wealth but their jaws dropped when, unknown to anyone before, there actually were minerals and oils under the surface, and not just some mineral and oils, but an overwhelming amount.

The second thing that sets Bryan apart from other men was his desire to use his great wealth to honestly and truly honor and help girls of all ages, from the youngest all the way to their forties. That was the prime motive for all he did but that part was often overlooked because of one of his very peculiar desires.

That peculiar desire was his avid quest to show adoration for girls by adoring their butts, not through anal sex because to Bryan, that was a defilement of girls, but rather through just about any act you can imagine that would unite his face with a girl’s ass. That meant that he was an asskisser, licker, fondler, praiser, and a variety of other butt-face acts, some of which were quite bizarre. But, the one thing he was most noted for and he most often practiced and which drew the greatest of questions was that, above all else, Bryan Laylor was a buttsniffer.

With wealth overflowing, Bryan built a walled community in the center of the Principality of Layland. That community was home to his Princesses and seven of his closest long-time friends who were beautiful females who helped with the logistics and administration of Layland. All of them knew of his strange way of honoring females and actively participated with him in those things because “it really is very simple and easy for a girl to do”. Although each of them had wrinkled-nosed expressions when they first learned of his unusual desires, they came to the place where they understood how and why buttsniffing and the associated “face arts” were indeed in praise and worship of females.

That revelation made his associates valuable assets in recruiting, qualifying, and certifying new candidates into royal opportunities in the Layland Court in something Bryan called the “Princess Program”. (Please note that the word “Princess” is capitalized because of Bryan’s edict that capitalization is essential for honoring the Princesses.)

With Layland being new, only about half of the 24 Princess positions had been filled. It took time to get girls into the Princess Program and keep them qualified to stay in.

I am Bartone and I was an assistant to Bryan and I can tell you that every day, I got new applications from girls or their mothers (or both) with pleading and desperation. Some of their personal statements say that the mother, or the Princess candidate, would perform some of the craziest sex acts if it would help the girl get into the program. I don’t say that to be prurient but rather to show how crazy some are to get in. Just a note here: Bryan is not at all influenced by those sexual offers because he honestly does not wish to screw the Princesses. Instead, he wants to honor them. Offers of sexual favors are impertinent to that.

All Princesses enter the Program as Princess 1. So what is Princess 1? Well, Bryan created the different Princess levels and his definition for Princess 1 comes down to a single phrase: buttsniffing in panties. Simple as that although weird nonetheless don’t you agree?

The one thing that his assistants have said repeatedly and I have come to understand is that regardless of the weirdness of buttsniffing, it is easy for girls to do because they do almost nothing whatsoever and it isn’t a sex act. Princesses are never required to do anything more than buttsniffing in panties although there are other levels they can expand into if they choose.

What are some of the other levels? Well, girls can choose to go to Princess 2 or 3 or 4 or all of the way to Princess 7. Each level has a different emphasis. For example: Princess 3 is facesitting. Princess 6 is analingus including deep-tongue. Princess 7 is facefarting (another strange one).

But, girls only have to do P-1 to get into the Program and they only have to continue to do P-1 to remain in it.

Despite how weird some of it seems, it can’t be too terribly off-setting or I wouldn’t have 458 applications on my desk for only three positions that we will fill this month.

Layland Court gives Princesses and their loved ones wonderful places to live, provides for all of their needs, assures their educational and vocational futures, and Bryan shows his Princesses off in special shows at the Layland Mall or out in Layland Acres (outside of the walled Court) and his Princesses relish how special they are because they are adorned like royalty and they are displayed as one of the chosen few who have become Princesses while other girls have not. Families are paid royalties sufficient to make a nice life for themselves after their Princess leaves the program. It is not hard to see that that the economic and prestige benefits of becoming a Princess are far outweight the oddity of having their butts sniffed.

I am paid high into six figures to help process things in Layland and since hundreds of girls want in but won’t ever get in because there just are not enough Princess positions, I am encouraged to let a few of those girls into Layland Court, not as Princesses, but rather as my — shall we say —- personal assistants. I am amazed that with just one announcement on our webpage, I had 47 Princess candidates say they would switch to becoming my personal assistant if given the chance. My standard for getting them in has nothing to do with buttsniffing however. I have three girls so far and I will just say this much: All three of my personal assistants have very pretty little mouths.

I will give you an idea of how things work around here since today has been a somewhat normal day.

I began my day the way I ended last night–with one of those pretty little mouths. Then, I had a meeting with Jessica who is one of Bryan”s favorite staff girls; favorite enough that she might soon be named as his girlfriend. She is quite young, has bulky, curly, long, blondish hair and big eyes. She also has a very pretty mouth with those kind of lips, but I wouldn’t dare think of making a move on her since she’s Bryan’s girl. She has a gorgeously round butt and I think Bryan has fallen in love with it and he sniffs her often. Since she is the youngest of staffers, she sometimes needs help in getting ready for her appointments. I meet with her sometimes and give her suggestions while suffering a painful boner that springs automatically from looking at that mouth.

Then, I met with Sheri and one of the Princess 1’s in Bryan’s office. Sheri has big blue eyes and watching her walk in tight pants is truly a sight. The Princess is a somewhat new Princess and Bryan is not yet able to talk to her well on his own because he is still self-conscious about how nasty the whole buttsniffing thing sounds. He needs us to speak for him until he gets more comfortable with new girls. I have no problem talking to the Princesses about buttsniffing on his behalf because I am not the one sniffing their rear-ends. P-1 appointments are for 20 minutes and I spoke on behalf of Bryan while Sheri arranged the girl in three different positions that Bryan favors for sniffing. She is a gorgeous Princess, slender and with a Lolita-doll face. She wore a short floral skirt and bikini panties (thin bikini style is essential). The girl doesn’t yet seem fully adjusted to his nose up her ass but she’s not as nervous as in the beginning by any means. When she left, she showed good upbringing by thanking Bryan who smiled and bowed and kissed her hand.

Ten minutes later, we were in one of the private rooms with one of the Princesses who is in the second of three appointments needed to get her Princess 3 certificate which means she wants to become a certified facesitter. In a preliminary interview with me, she said her reasons for wanting to become a facesitting Princess are: 1) She likes the power she will feel from sitting on Bryan’s face because “he is like the king of this place so it’s like I will be sitting on the king’s face”. And 2) There are no facesitting Princesses yet so when she goes out to do Royalty shows at the mall or in Layland, she will be looked upon as a very, very special Princess.

Appointments with Bryan are usually 20 minutes although he can extend them if his time and desire suggest that. She sat on his face for 20 minutes and he extended her another 10, a very good sign for her. They will do the same next Tuesday except she will sit on his face at the Layland Mall, in public. Then, she will be a certified Princess 3.

We went from there to a meeting with Elli, a slender and nicely-reared brunette, who is a new staffer. The appointment was to discuss with Elli her creative ideas for solving some problems we have. Nontheless, before she left, she offered her cute little butt in tight jeans for Bryan to sniff and, of course, he was powerless to resist. Our appointment went a little overtime because he also sniffed her in panties.

After lunch, he had an appointment with Princess Nikki Arrias who is unbelievably gorgeous. She has a Russian-like face and honey-blond hair. Her body is slender and her ass just pops right out like a perfectly shaped balloon. In a crowd of people and among many beautiful girls, Nikki is the one you would notice above all. You can’t look at her just one time. You have to do double-takes just to see if your eyes are really seeing things right and to answer the question, how in the hell could anyone be so beautiful.

If there is one drawback to Nikki it is that she knows that no matter who is around, she is the most beautiful creature there. She knows guys look and drool and that she is something special to behold. Bryan doesn’t seem to mind that she is so self-assured and a bit conceited. Nikki is the only girl who is a certified Princess 7 and she will tell you the same thing she told Bryan, that she is so far above all other Princesses that she alone is worthy to be a P-7.

In case you have forgotten, the Princess 7 level was created in the unlikely event that a girl was into farting. I don’t believe Bryan thought it would ever be filled, but Nikki proved him wrong. She believes she is the premier goddess-Princess and therefore she should do the highest and most premier thing which is Princess 7.

Their appointment was in one of the private rooms, much like they had done a couple dozen times before. With that much history between them, he can talk to her easily about buttsniffing and the other face “arts”. Even so, he asked that I be there. I told him I would but there was no way I would be in that private room where I would have to also smell Nikki’s farts. I mean, she may be the most beautiful girl ever in Layland but that doesn’t mean I want to smell her farts. He told me I should because they were as beautiful as her but I couldn’t quite grasp the idea.

So, I watched from outside the room through three very large windows. He can’t keep his nose out of her butt and he sniffed her butt for nearly a half hour. I could see and hear everything. She sat on his face and lifted slightly and farted a dozen times. She got on all fours and told him to put his face in her butt and she farted another dozen times. She did it standing, laying on her stomach. All different ways.

I just cannot understand what he gets out of Nikki farting in his face but he always seems eager to let her do it and to inhale with noticeable eagerness. Maybe she has some strong hold over him. I just don’t know.

I do know what she gets out of it. She feels power and control. She loves that Bryan may be the master of Layland, but she is master of Bryan–to the extent that she can fart on his face anytime she wants. In essence, she believes that SHE, and not he, has the ultimate power in Layland.

This afternoon we have an appointment with a candidate for one of the three Princess positions we will fill this month. The girl’s name is Chelsea and I truly have never seen a more stunning face. I mean, Nikki is beautiful in a movie star sort of way but Chelsea just radiates a natural beauty that is out of this world. Her hair is like honey blond and her eyes are the most magnificent hazel and they are so lit with life that they seem to just float in light. She is young and slender and fashionable.

The only time Bryan and I saw her was when she signed up at the office counter. She was wearing black tights and her ass was literally amazing, so round and full and jutting so perfectly from her slender body. Bryan told me to make sure she wear those to our appointment today and I suspect he will have me suggest to her that he sniff her first in those tights under the ruse that it would make it easier for her to adapt to panty buttsniffing afterward.

Marilyn will join us because, even though she is nearly 40, she looks and acts younger, and because she is instantly a friend of anyone she meets, and because she is excellent in explaining that buttsniffing will seem weird at first, but it will become something of honor as time goes on. She will also remind Chelsea and her mother (who we expect to accompany her) that the benefits of being a Princess are so immense that the simple act of Chelsea having her butt sniffed should not stand in the way.

Bryan will say nothing at all. He has a few incidental hand and finger signals that tell me what he wants to say and then I will say those things to Chelsea and her mother. One of those things is that he will want me to ask how far they got on our webpage which leads girls and their mothers from one level of understanding to the next until they reach either their maximum tolerance for the subject or until they get all of the way through it.

I already know that Chelsea’s mother got through about 2/3rds of the webpage but not further. That is about normal for most candidates. Then, Bryan will want me to ask, “So, do you think you understand what Princess 1 is about and what it takes to be certified as a Princess 1.” The mother will likely say, “I think so.” But she will be hesitant to say much else because she will think that if she is wrong, then she just embarrassed herself mightily. At that point I will say something like, “Does the word ‘nose’ fit in your understanding.” If she is like others, she will laugh nervously and nod and maybe say a coy, “Yes.”

When we finally arrive at that point, Bryan will want me to say very directly, “Well let me just say it like it is. The definition of Princess 1 is buttsniffing in panties.” Then, I will be silent and wait for their reaction. Either they will freak and run or they will stay and consider.

Most candidates and/or their mothers will feel awkward but they will stay and at least nod a little. That is when Marilyn will describe how easy buttsniffing is and that Marilyn herself does it with Bryan many times a week (true) and I will remind them of the amazing benefits of becoming a Layland Princess.

Then, I will tell them truthfully that I have 458 girls who want to be where Chelsea is right now and that 221 of those girls already know that it is buttsniffing in panties and all of those 221 have already said they would come in right now and have their butts sniffed if we just picked up the phone and called them. I will even show them a few of the applications that make that very statement.

Bryan really wants this Chelsea chick. He said he will bend the rules however he has to just to get her in. He just must have her. In fact, he has offered Marilyn and I each a $50,000 bonus if Chelsea lets him sniff her butt and he will double it if she does all three sessions and becomes a fully certified Princess 1.

There is so much more that happens in Layland that I could tell you. Some is even more strange than what I have already shared. I suppose I will have to wait until next time to speak of those things.

Before I end this, I do wish to say a little about my private times in Layland.

I said I have three young personal assistants so far. I think you might know what their one primary duty is. Yes– I chose them not just because they are pretty and have pretty little mouths but mostly because they are cocksuckers. I really don’t care for any other kind of sex. When I want to fuck, I want a mouth; a warm and wet mouth; a pretty mouth; a cocksucker’s mouth. I don’t demand that the girls swallow although one of my assistants swallows without being told and another is a deepthroat who never gets the chance to swallow because my cock is all the way in. Even though they don’t have to swallow, they must at least let me cum in their mouth. I like being sucked but after awhile, I want to control that cocksucker’s head and fuck her in the mouth until I cum in her mouth.

I am quite horny for my age (40’s) and I fuck pretty mouths twice a day; sometimes three times a day– an average of fuck 15-18 mouths a week.

Not all of that fucking is in my personal assistants’ mouths however. Bryan has Mary Jo as one of his staffers. I think she might be 37 years old. She has olive skin, dark hair and eyes and the most luscious cocksucking lips imaginable. And, she readily admits she is a cocksucker. First time I saw her, I got a hard-on, not from her face or body but just from her mouth. I wanted to fuck her in the mouth right then and there. Instead, it took me 90 minutes before I got her alone and had those full lips wrapped around my cock.

What a mouth! Those full lips seal to my dick and her tongue works like popping corn and when I get my hands in her thick hair to fuck her in the mouth, she just holds still and lets me do it. And, she is a natural swallower. When I’m ready to come, she just holds still while I’m pumping her full of jizz. She is one of my favorite mouths of all time and I do fuck her in the mouth a lot— all with Bryan’s approval. She’s his long time friend and a good administrator but she’s an even better cocksucker.

There’s another girl who is very young and quite cute. She is Asian and quite small. Her mother has been contacting me and telling me that she wants me to see how good her daughter’s mouth is and that I will hire the girl as a personal assistant after just one time in her mouth. I’m not sure about all of that. I mean, she has a cute face and fuckable little mouth but she is younger than my other assistants so I don’t think she would fit there. Maybe I’ll create a new position for her. I would like to see what that little mouth is like though.

And then there is one of our young teachers at the school who wants to transition from there to becoming one of my personal assistants. I asked her if she had any idea what is most required in that position and she said, “Of course. You like girls’ mouths and my boyfriend will tell you I’m a really good cocksucker.” Those are words I love to hear, but her boyfriend? I asked if he knew what she was proposing and she said he did. “Your boyfriend knows I would be fucking his girlfriend’s mouth and he doesn’t care?” She said, “No. As long as it’s not sex, then he likes the extra money we would get.”

Yes, I would say Layland is an odd place. But, it is a good place. We have no instances of felonious behavior. Never any arrests for rape or sexual assault or molesting underaged girls (although our age-of-consent standards might have something to do with that). It is a clean place and there is plenty of money and accommodations, etc.

Have I ever tried sniffing a girl’s butt? Bryan did talk me into that one time. He let me pick the girl and she was very cute and had a great butt. She dressed in skirt and panties and I put my nose in her panties and smelled her for the full 20 minutes that we had agreed. I can’t say I didn’t like it, but I can’t say that I loved it. At least I can say I gave it a try and if that was all a girl offered, then I would do it again.

I do see Bryan’s buttsniffing desires as odd and incomprehensible but then, there are 221 girls who would come in right now and let him sniff their butts if it meant getting into the princess program, so who am I to judge? And, when girls come in for their Princess interviews, only one has ever walked out on us and not gone through with buttsniffing. That one girl walked out not because of buttsniffing but because her mother was dominating the interview and making demands and ruining the opportunity. She essentially fired her mother and we have set a new appointment for her next month.

I can’t really be judgmental of Bryan because my insatiable desire to fuck mouths is beyond normal as well. I mean, it’s all I want in sex. Just open your mouth and let me fuck it. It’s all I think about when I have a boner — just fuck a hot wet mouth til I get off in it. So I can’t say that Bryan is any more weird than am I.

However, I would understand and not argue if you have another opinion. I would understand if you are now saying, “Well truth be told, I think you’re both really fucked up!”

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